Just thought I’d check in and see how you’re doing as I know it’s been a tough couple of weeks for you. First that annoying woman whose son died camps outside your house while you’re on your holidays (bloody cheek!) and then that pesky hurricane arrives and screws with your approval rating.
As anyone will tell you I know Dick about politics but I’m so grateful that you’ve brought things down to my level at last. When I mentioned last week that you were going public about the slow response to the floods in New Orleans I predicted you were looking for a scapegoat. Result! Brownie (Head of FEMA) is now toast. Gadzooks – I saw it coming! Now the George ratings are plummeting you take the high ground and accept responsibilty because it seems like the right thing to do. Correct. It’s also the ONLY thing to do if you want to get out of this mess. Even I can see that. Well done George.
Does this mean that you will eventually apologize for all the environmental disasters you and your pals have been creating? (see this weeks Rolling Stone – the one with the Rolling Stones on the front cover – I think you’ll be able to find it). Gosh – I do hope so. Actually, ignore this one George, it doesn’t much matter because when crunch time comes you and I will be long forgotten. And I don’t have kids so I could care less. You do? Woops. Oh heck – who cares right?
By the way – Bad Science! You are a freaking genius George. You have testicles the size of a dinosaur – I would never have had the nerve to go public with that one and tell all those technical geniuses where to get off.
Which brings us to that conflict thingy in the Middle East. Doesn’t it just bug you the way people keep calling it a war? I’m so impressed with the way you ignored all those poncey peacenicks (millions of ’em) and the way you and Don ignored those Generally people and went in with the low-impact troop deployment. Granted it’s a bit of a shame that the lads in Iraq haven’t played ball and have made the Generally people look actually rather smart. That just sucks doesn’t it? Chances are you’re going to have to apologize for all that somewhere down the line too.
Oh, yeah, right. I forgot the postcard. You’re not going to stoop that low. Like I said I know Dick about politics.
P.S. I saw you on TV in New Orleans near the flooded bits. I know you don’t read much so I just thought I’d let you know that you should get some shots – we’d all hate it if you got ill.